Jesus and Moses were playing golf.
They were facing a long shot over water to the green. Jesus said, "Jack Nicklaus couldn't make that shot." Moses said, "I'm going for it."
Moses hit it into the water. He shrugged, gestured with his hands, parted the waters, and retrieved the ball.
Two holes later, same situation. Moses said, "Jack Nicklaus couldn't make that shot." Jesus hit the ball into the water. He walked out onto the water and started looking for his ball.
A golfer on the next hole called out, "Who does that guy think he is, Jesus Christ?"
Moses called back, "No, he thinks he's Jack Nicklaus."