I had the strangest dream last night, you know, one of those recurring ones. I'd tell you all about it, but I can't remember anything about it, which is so annoying because I might well have been enjoying it.
Have you made up your mind to enjoy yourself today? Well, start by harring on a mirror, and if it mists over, that's fine, go to step two, tug your left lug to turn on a chuckle, three, take a big swig of your tea or coffee and dance around the kitchen, or, at your front window while waiving at your neighbours.