I got so excited about Ronni's post that I typed without looking at the keyboard= gibberish; had to preview and delete.
now I forgot how I was agonn'a structure me response.
I'll get back at you as soon as I get my mind write-in the meantime:
Question: is an alternating conjunction English teacher talk or electrician's.
The world would be a better place without dangling participles
Adjectives is for counting, as in "He ain't no account.".
I got them nouns down purty good, it's them verves and swerves that gimmie a throw
'fore I get into the ends and trouts of English
I got a question:
The fella that had to push a rock up a hill for perpetuity; was it account he was messing around and got one them sexual diseases: syphilis?
(Finding a good homonym is difficult.)
I'll work on it, Jerry. It may take a while. Would a reference to the Donner Party suffice? "Donner, party of 28...….Donner, party of 20...….Donner, party of 10......Donner, party of 4....."
Oui Monsieur, est , about how you say, Donner Party was a modest 28 when she sang on Ah, , on wagon, no, no, Porte Wagner hilly billy show. Excusez-moi how you say, made the plastic, oui oui, now the Dolly Parton est magnifique 48, oui, oui!
No, no, ‘member all them books we had to dig through
To find what teachers wanted?
You mean research?
Yea
You know what?
What:
Everything you want’a know is on that infernal PC things; did’ja know that?
Nope
Will the dumb kids do, they ain’t never had to go to a library,just pop a key or two and there it be.
Uh huh
Will don’t it piss you off?
What?
That we had to work, and work hard to find ‘stuff’ and the kids get off doing nothing
Well, I can’t figure why it get you upset, I don’t recall you
Reading a book since high school, and I know you ain’t got
The brains to run machinery; so why are you angry.
Clem's unnamed friend has a point. Do you think profs still required the hours of digging through the stacks?
You've noted the lack of punctuation, so grammar does need to be taught and learned. It structures thought.