I used to belong to a think tank
Engineers, investors, technicians, sittin’ around dreaming up stuff
I got sucked into it because my boss ordered me to sit in
He was the CEO, so….I sat in
The fun thing was, they actually made the prototype stuff
Anyway, I think wunna the best ideas was a smallish gun safe
Opened with yer fingerprints
Kept kiddies from getting into it
And kept you from fiddling around with keys in time of need
Grab…presto…it opens
My part was the sales blurb, and name of the thing
Called it The Grip
‘Be safe
Be ready
Get a Grip’
They got rather excited about the ‘get a Grip’ verbiage
My ‘reward’ was going to China to get it into production
Bass turds