Not guilty. I like fruit but not fruit juice of any kind. I probably haven't had straight OJ in a couple of years, though I eat at least 100 oranges a year. That said, I like mimosas. A splash of OJ in our champagne is a Christmas morning tradition.
Speaking of which...
Your Christmas morning traditions include beverages that you don't drink on other mornings.
False - not a big breakfast but one that's been a tradition for at least 30 years. Bagels and all the fixings plus coffee, hot chocolate, champagne and OJ (or other beverage of choice), Martinelli's sparkling cider for the kids. Also Christmas cookies, of course.
In normal years does your Christmas unwrapping tradition take a couple of hours?
Not Guilty. The clocks on my cable TV, smart TV and internet devices are updated automatically, but not the ones on my microwave, toaster oven, wall clocks, clock radios, etc. More aren't internet connected than are.
You have an internet connected thermostat. (I do not, and don't want one.)