Guys & Gals what is your opening line?

Mr. Ed

Be what you is not what you what you ain’t
Location
Central NY
I see someone you want to meet for possible romance. What is your opening line?

Depends on the circumstance: I find a simple hi or hello to be a sufficient beginning.
 

Guys, what is your opening line?​


'Git in the car' seemed sufficient several decades ago

Now?
'What's for dinner?' gets me inside her house and to my lady's table
(That's worked for over 52 years)

Late evenings the endearing whispered words 'let's frolic' can oftentimes get me into her bedroom
(not counting making her closet doors)
 
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My husband didn't need an opening line to win me over. All he had to do was walk up to me. The minute I saw him I fell immediately in love. We went into a mutual friend's house and she played music. He asked me to dance and the song was Roy Orbison singing " Running Scared" as soon as we started dancing he said to me that I fit perfectly in his arms. That was all it took to win me over. I was 15 yrs old at the time and we married when I turned 20yrs old. Believe me, he is a keeper.
 
No one likes to get shot down, so I tried to phrase the opening line in a way so that would not happen, at least that was my intent. I asked if she was available for dating opportunities. It's not a direct request for a date, but only an inquiry as to her availability. She said yes but it turned out to be a temporary relationship. I only did that once and thought it was pretty dumb afterwards. Oh the male ego!
 
Men always talk to me first.

Sometimes I say,
"Oh, You can SEE me?"
Shamefully, I came out with a typical male remark. Hetrosexual teenage boys always seem to be boob-obsessed.
"She's nearly wearing that bikini," is what I remarked to a friend as my future beloved came into view. I later learned
that she had overheard my remark. I got dubbed, "titty boy," for saying that crudity.
 

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