Damn that Mr. Coffee and his pre-sets!
Come see the newest Museum of Natural Evolution exhibit — Prime example of earliest Homo Saipan In his natural habitat.
Specimen on display for short time only.
Sorry Ladies, he's already taken.
The "heartbreak of psoriasis"
Care to vote best?Do you know anything about lighting a pilot light?
49 hours after that 48 hour deodorant.
I vote for this one.Oh, we've got some winner captions here;
Care to vote best?
WOW ! It's only 6:15 and I already need a shave!
Put on two in case one falls offO,, goodness,,,put a shirt on!