Halloween humor

[JoannaD]

Q: What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

A: Boo-berries!

 

[JoannaD]

Q: Why do ghouls love frosted flakes?

A: Cause they're terror-iffic!

 

[JoannaD]

Q: Who played Princess Leia in the Halloween version of Star Wars?

A: Scary Fisher!

(I'm particularly ashamed of this one. Had enough yet?)

 

[JoannaD]

This is adorable!

 

[JoannaD]

Q: What is a monster's favorite picnic treat?

A: Sand-witches!

 

[JoannaD]

Q: What do monsters drink their beer from?

A: Franken-steins.

 

[SeaBreeze]

 

[JoannaD]

Have I won the award for worst Halloween joke yet?

(I apologize. They really are terrible!)

 

[JoannaD]

Actually those kids are DROPPING candy..... he's probably making about $20 bucks a year

 

[JoannaD]

Q: What else do spirits like to eat for breakfast?

A: Creepy Crepes!

 

[JoannaD]

Q: Why do I keep telling such bad Halloween jokes?

A: Because I think they're spook-tacular!

 

[JoannaD]

Q: Who went to the Halloween dance?

A: Lots of boys and ghouls!

 

[JoannaD]

Q: Why didn't the ghost go trick or treating?

A: His mummy wouldn't let him!

 

[JoannaD]

Q: How much do ghouls weigh?

A: A skele-ton.

 

[JoannaD]

Q: Why couldn't the ghoul get into his house?

A: He lost his skeleton key!

 

[JoannaD]

Q: Why was the witch kicked out of cauldron college?

A: She couldn't "spell."

 

[JoannaD]

Q: What did the ghoul's mom send him after he went to college?

A: A scare package.

 

[SeaBreeze]

Have I won the award for worst Halloween joke yet?

(I apologize. They really are terrible!)

Corny, but cute Joanna!

 

[JoannaD]

Q: What kind of car does a swamp monster drive?

A: A Bu-ick!

 

[JoannaD]

Q: Why does Dracula love these jokes?

A: Because they suck!

 

[JoannaD]

Q: How did the zombie's mother punish him?

A: Sent him back to his tomb.

 

[JoannaD]

Q: What's a Halloween monster's favorite pet?

A: A scaredy cat!

 

[JoannaD]

Q: Why did Dracula have to go see the doctor?

A: He wouldn't stop coffin.

 

[JoannaD]

Q: How can you tell when there's a zombie thunderstorm?

A: Simple - it won't stop b-raining!

 

[JoannaD]

Q: Does the witch like to dance?

A: Yeah, she thinks it's a scream!