Happy Ground Hog Day! It is a favorite of mine because....

Ralphy1

Ralphy1

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you don't have to do anything but enjoy. No shopping, wrapping, decorating, etc., just indulge in your favorite food and drink. A hedonist's delight!
 

It has to do with whether or not a ground hog named Phil (no, not the Phil hibernating here) sees his shadow or not and whether or not we will have another six weeks of winter...
 

Ralphy, down here the groundhog is General Beauregard Lee. He won't see his shadow because it's foggy this morning, so spring is right around the corner.

What you're saying is that there are no marching bands? No groundhog tree? No groundhog gifts? No groundhog roadkill stew? Tsk, tsk.
 
Nope, just good old martinis and sharp cheddar cheese. Come to think of it, that is how I celebrate every day...:cool:
 
Ralphy1 said:
you don't have to do anything but enjoy. No shopping, wrapping, decorating, etc., just indulge in your favorite food and drink. A hedonist's delight!
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You can thank Phil for that. :welcome:

I should tell you about Philstivus sometime, Ralphy - I think you'd enjoy it.
 
Hmm, don't want to hear nuttin about any amorous adventures on his part, nor yours either for that matter...
 
Thanks, but I will stick to my tried and true pleasures even though you are kind of cute...
 
Hmm, maybe they were thinking of doing something kinky with you but were afraid of offending some in the audience...
 
Even Philly the groundhog spooks me..." Groundhog Day" funny, not so funny when the ****** tries to eat your dawg
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Butterfly said:
Oh, Phil, please enlighten us about Philstivus! Is it anything like Festivus?
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Oh, nothing like Festivus - that's a nice, respectable holiday with Feats of Strength and a Pole and such.

No, Philstivus is a debauchery that takes place several days every month depending upon phases of the Moon and includes massive amounts of alcohol, illegal substances and chocolate, as well as women (and men, although I've never celebrated that way) of questionable virtue.
 
No, Philstivus is a debauchery that takes place several days every month depending upon phases of the Moon and includes massive amounts of alcohol, illegal substances and chocolate, as well as women (and men, although I've never celebrated that way) of questionable virtue.

Count me in;)
 
Whoa yeah can't keep up ehhh? We'll leave ya in the tunnel for Port Authority to find your sorry butt. Pardon me Philly but I'm headed back to the docks. Good times baby, good times...wait, they have a frickin' Starbucks...I surrender.
 

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