Have you ever broken your Eleventh Commandment?
- Thread starter Meanderer
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Pappy
Living the Dream
The 11th commandment.
RadishRose
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- Connecticut, USA
Thou shalt not eateth ice cream before bed.
(I break it several times a month)
(I break it several times a month)
Paco Dennis
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- Mid-Missouri
Do not chase a bear and then go kiss a pretty woman. Why? Because I always get them mixed up! 
officerripley
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- Porlock, Calif
"Thou shalt not mistake friendliness for friendship." It's been a while since the last time I broke it; hope I never break it again, too painful.
Georgiagranny
Well-known Member
What? Why not? I'm eating ice cream as we speak!
RadishRose
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- Connecticut, USA
It often gives me heartburn as I am laying down.What? Why not? I'm eating ice cream as we speak!
Please enjoy yours.
The eleventh commandment for which I have broken. For me would be the Scout's Law, of which I learned in my youth and have tried to abide. A Scout should be Trustworthy, Loyal, Helpful, Friendly, Courteous, Kind, Obedient, Cheerful, Thrifty, Brave, Clean, and Reverent.
Geezer Garage
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- Steamboat Springs CO
I always understood the 11th commandment to be "Don't get caught braking the other ten"
oldpop
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- Inner Space
11. Thou shalt not imbibe in alcoholic beverages. I found that I was allergic to it and that many times when I did imbibe I would break out in handcuffs.
Nathan
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- High Desert- Calif.
Just so you know: in my time zone it's cocktail hour, and upon reading your post I barely avoided:"Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff."
hollydolly
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- London England
accch no.. I don't agree with that one. I always make the mistake of judging for myself after being pre-warned, and I always end up being bitten when I should have taken notice of others' opinions..Number 11
