Have you ever had a hankering for ...

Nurse, overheard: "You haven't been following your diet, have you?"
"Yes, I have," the old guy says.
She hands him a tissue. "You've got chocolate all over your chin."
I've never had a hankering for chocolate. I'll eat it from time to time. But I could easily live without it.
 

Ice Cream. I've gone back to ice cream lately.

My wife likes ice cream, but we have a conflict. While I don't dislike any ice cream, I much prefer plain old Vanilla. My wife though, she's into all kinds of flavorings and toppings. So if *I* buy the ice cream, she thinks it's boring. If she does, I consider it spoiled. :D
 
I have a hankering for the woman of my dreams.
I may have found her, but still not sure. She uses the “F” word at times and I find that revolting.
I have spoken to her about this and she is making an effort to eliminate it from her vocabulary. What I thought would be easy has been very difficult for her.
 
Pretty sure I would never have a hankering for a Hog Maw.
The exterior muscular wall of the stomach organ (with interior, lining mucosa removed) which contains no fat if cleaned properly.
Traditionally stuffed with a hash of potatoes, onions, cabbage, loose pork sausage and herbs, and then either boiled or baked.
I never eat the stomach, although my dad did and so do others in my area.
 
Red Lobster biscuits. Not the boxed kind. The knock-off ones that I make myself. I only did them once and I devoured them, just like I would in a restaurant. They have millions of calories and fat so they’re on the list of special treats.
 
Red Lobster biscuits. Not the boxed kind. The knock-off ones that I make myself. I only did them once and I devoured them, just like I would in a restaurant. They have millions of calories and fat so they’re on the list of special treats.
Never made them from scratch but sounds wonderful. Made them using the box and they taste nothing like the restaurants.
 
I just got back from the store. I stood and stared at a big tub of vanilla ice cream for a full minute. I even opened the freezer door and reached out for it. But I managed to snap out of it. It was a big tub, and I'd of sat and ate the lot.
 


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