Heaven is where...

[Sunny]

Sign in an Italian restaurant:

Heaven is where...

The cooks are Italian
The lovers are French
The police are British
The mechanics are German
And the Swiss keep the whole thing running.

Hell is where....

The cooks are British
The lovers are Swiss
The police are German
The mechanics are French
And the Italians keep the whole thing running.

 

[Meanderer]

HAHA! I loved that Sunny, Thanks!

 

[RadishRose]

That was funny, Sunny.

 

[Falcon]

I believe it Sunny.

 

[hollydolly]

...no mention of the Americans tho'...

 

[Meanderer]

...no mention of the Americans tho'...

..you just did.

 

[hollydolly]

Somebody had to...

 

[Meanderer]

 

[AZ Jim]

Sunny Thanks for the morning coffee chuckle..

 

[Meanderer]

 

[jujube]

Hey, you forgot that you can also get to Hell in a handbasket. I'm not sure who's going to carry it, though. Maybe it has wheels. And you can get to China in a slow boat. Why, I don't know..... Oh, and Marrakech has a road, too.