Hello, I am Hamish

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Greetings. I am Hamish, Luce's brother.

It bears mentioning that I was born 20 minutes after him, which makes me the younger and therefore sexier one...And leaves him as the old and busted one.

In any case, I work in the defense industry, doing "stuff". Some of this stuff makes people in the Hague and Geneva grumpy, but none of it is actually illegal, at least the first time. I have a lovely wife and two grown children who are full of treachery and have stated their intention to kick the plug out when the time comes. By which they mean "the moment they are alone with me". This is not because they do not love me, but because they are inherently evil, which I assure you comes from their mother's side.

As Luce has stated, our entire clan is under one roof now, so I also have to deal with his three hounds who raise their hackles and howl like in the movie The Omen whenever I am around, for reasons that escape me. I love dogs and I would prefer if they loved me back instead of going full potato when I walk into the room.

I would also like to thank @seadoug for inviting us, because the forum on which we met has reached toxicity levels normally only found in places like Hanford and Love Canal, all because of politics, which is basically the starter set for stupid human tricks.

Thanks for having me.

(FAO Luce: Best behavior. I promise. Don't put the weasels on me)
 

I am Hamish, Luce's brother.

It bears mentioning that I was born 20 minutes after him, which makes me the younger
Hi Hamish,
Your brother has recently prepared [?] us for your arrival. We look forward to getting to know you.
Mack
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Greetings. I am Hamish, Luce's brother.

It bears mentioning that I was born 20 minutes after him, which makes me the younger and therefore sexier one...And leaves him as the old and busted one.

In any case, I work in the defense industry, doing "stuff". Some of this stuff makes people in the Hague and Geneva grumpy, but none of it is actually illegal, at least the first time. I have a lovely wife and two grown children who are full of treachery and have stated their intention to kick the plug out when the time comes. By which they mean "the moment they are alone with me". This is not because they do not love me, but because they are inherently evil, which I assure you comes from their mother's side.

As Luce has stated, our entire clan is under one roof now, so I also have to deal with his three hounds who raise their hackles and howl like in the movie The Omen whenever I am around, for reasons that escape me. I love dogs and I would prefer if they loved me back instead of going full potato when I walk into the room.

I would also like to thank @seadoug for inviting us, because the forum on which we met has reached toxicity levels normally only found in places like Hanford and Love Canal, all because of politics, which is basically the starter set for stupid human tricks.

Thanks for having me.

(FAO Luce: Best behavior. I promise. Don't put the weasels on me)
Funniest Intro I've ever read.... and as a Scot myself anyone with a Scottish name is more than welcome in my book.....


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Greetings. I am Hamish, Luce's brother.

It bears mentioning that I was born 20 minutes after him, which makes me the younger and therefore sexier one...And leaves him as the old and busted one.

In any case, I work in the defense industry, doing "stuff". Some of this stuff makes people in the Hague and Geneva grumpy, but none of it is actually illegal, at least the first time. I have a lovely wife and two grown children who are full of treachery and have stated their intention to kick the plug out when the time comes. By which they mean "the moment they are alone with me". This is not because they do not love me, but because they are inherently evil, which I assure you comes from their mother's side.

As Luce has stated, our entire clan is under one roof now, so I also have to deal with his three hounds who raise their hackles and howl like in the movie The Omen whenever I am around, for reasons that escape me. I love dogs and I would prefer if they loved me back instead of going full potato when I walk into the room.

I would also like to thank @seadoug for inviting us, because the forum on which we met has reached toxicity levels normally only found in places like Hanford and Love Canal, all because of politics, which is basically the starter set for stupid human tricks.

Thanks for having me.

(FAO Luce: Best behavior. I promise. Don't put the weasels on me)
A big welcome to you, Hamish! Glad you joined! The banter between you and Luce will make the Humor threads obsolete. ;)

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