Hello, I am Luce. I was steered to this forum by a friend, whose name shall not be revealed in order to protect the guilty.
Anyway, I am in the Tucson area, and I am an LEO that is 4 years from mandatory retirement. I have a wife, 2 grown children that I am very proud of, and an identical twin brother who does research for morally-questionable people. He may be along shortly. Please do not ask him to tell the printer story, it isn't really all that funny, no matter what he says. If he tells you they story, just remember that it is a lie. He may offer photos; they are poorly rendered AI. Trust me, he's not on your side.
The principle reason I registered here is that my friend told me there is a no politics rule, and I sort of need a break from the political forum on which I met him.
My hobbies are sitting around trying to remember that I was once cool, and trying to figure out which aches and pains are the worst. I also go dancing with my wife. I dance badly. Very badly. I resemble nothing more than a kodiak bear having a fit, but my wife wants to dance, so we dance. I cannot be held responsible for the results; stand by a wall or get under a table.
I also own a phenomenally stupid trio of dogs that are an indictment on canines everywhere.
That's about it. Thanks for having me.
Anyway, I am in the Tucson area, and I am an LEO that is 4 years from mandatory retirement. I have a wife, 2 grown children that I am very proud of, and an identical twin brother who does research for morally-questionable people. He may be along shortly. Please do not ask him to tell the printer story, it isn't really all that funny, no matter what he says. If he tells you they story, just remember that it is a lie. He may offer photos; they are poorly rendered AI. Trust me, he's not on your side.
The principle reason I registered here is that my friend told me there is a no politics rule, and I sort of need a break from the political forum on which I met him.
My hobbies are sitting around trying to remember that I was once cool, and trying to figure out which aches and pains are the worst. I also go dancing with my wife. I dance badly. Very badly. I resemble nothing more than a kodiak bear having a fit, but my wife wants to dance, so we dance. I cannot be held responsible for the results; stand by a wall or get under a table.
I also own a phenomenally stupid trio of dogs that are an indictment on canines everywhere.
That's about it. Thanks for having me.