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Wrigley's

Wrigley's

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It's just, when the thing asked me for a made-up name, I took it off the first thing I looked at. I could have gone with Juicy Fruit, but I thought that might cause some confusion.

I'm 65 years old, retired and religiously insomniatic.
Been widowed for quite a while, but I'm ok with that now.
The thing asked if I have pets, and I said no. I have 9 different kinds of goldfish in a well-appointed tank, but they don't let me pet them, and I don't really want to. But I did give them names, so I'm still on the fence about that one.

Anyway, as the thing suggested, this is my introduction.
 

Ameriscot said:
Welcome Wrigley's from Scotland! What state do you live in? :)
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For a moment there, I thought I was from Scotland. I live in the state of California. In a big city.

I take it you're the one from Scotland?
 

Howdy-hi, Wrigley's!

I think you're going to be a good fit here, as well as one of my chief minions, based on your sense of humor!

Enjoy the forum. :D
 
SifuPhil said:
Howdy-hi, Wrigley's!

I think you're going to be a good fit here, as well as one of my chief minions, based on your sense of humor!

Enjoy the forum. :D
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I'm not too crazy about the title Minion, but I guess I have to start somewhere. (again)

Ah! Just re-read...Chief Minion. That'll work.
 
Wrigley's said:
I'm not too crazy about the title Minion, but I guess I have to start somewhere. (again)

Ah! Just re-read...Chief Minion. That'll work.
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You even get to wear a name badge that SAYS "Chief Minion". We can start you off at $45k and benefits. Here, let me show you around the office ...
 
SifuPhil said:
You even get to wear a name badge that SAYS "Chief Minion". We can start you off at $45k and benefits. Here, let me show you around the office ...
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I've nothing better to do at the moment. I assume I can wear that badge on my pajamas. Top.
 
Howdy Wrigley's,

Waking in the wee hours does make one a bit bleary eyed. I first thought your name read Wigley's. My eyes ran back and found the r. For some reason that made things better at this hour.

Watch out for SifuPhil, he's our master comic, and I do believe he has grown into the forum's mascot.

I am also a dweller in a large city, but I am from Texas. Nice ta' meet cha'.
 
Ina said:
Howdy Wrigley's,

Waking in the wee hours does make one a bit bleary eyed. I first thought your name read Wigley's. My eyes ran back and found the r. For some reason that made things better at this hour.
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LOL - Wigley's! Sounds like a children's TV show.

Watch out for SifuPhil, he's our master comic, and I do believe he has grown into the forum's mascot.
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A thankless job - especially when I have to do those somersaults in this stupid Senior Forums costume!

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Shalimar said:
Philly, go to your room! You really need a handler. Lol. Ignore him Wrigley, he has delusions of grandeur, welcome to the forum from the uncold part of Canada. Salut!
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Shalimar, I thought you were being rude at the end there. Then I saw the "a".
Therefore, thank you.
 
Shalimar said:
What Philly means is that the ladies run at him at half time in order to drag him off the field before he traumatises the children.
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Let's suggest he get one of those kiddy potty seats that snap onto the big people seat. He'll enjoy a well-rounded popularity then.
 
Thank you all for the welcomeness. I need to excuse myself now for an hour or so. Think all the toilet talk was just what I needed.
 
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