rony
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- Long Island, NY
Man goes to the doctor. The doctor gave him six months to live. He couldn't pay his bill, so the doctor gave him six more months.
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Jackie22
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- Northeast Texas
....the man should ask for an extended 5 year payment plan...welcome to the forum, rony.
applecruncher
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- Ohio USA
Then he said he needs a second opinion, and doctor said "Okay, you're also ugly."
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Pappy
Living the Dream
Man phones doctor and tells him, "I think the baby is coming. Her contractions are two minutes apart."
Doctor says, "Is this her first child?"
"No, you idiot. This is her husband."
Doctor says, "Is this her first child?"
"No, you idiot. This is her husband."
Falcon
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- So. California
When I was born, I was SO ugly, the doctor spanked my mother.
jujube
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Man is given two weeks to live. He goes home and tells his wife that he wants her mother to come visit. His wife says, "Oh, darling, I always thought you disliked my mother and now it's so sweet of you to want her to be here with you in your last days." The man says, "Well, I only have two weeks to live and two weeks with your mother will feel like six months."
Jackie22
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- Northeast Texas
Doctor says to a man "You're pregnant!" The man says "How does a man get pregnant?" The doctor says "The usual way, a little wine, a little dinner...."
Pappy
Living the Dream
Hear about the pregnant man? He went out with a telephone operator and she reversed the charges.
rony
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- Long Island, NY
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