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[rony]

Man goes to the doctor. The doctor gave him six months to live. He couldn't pay his bill, so the doctor gave him six more months.

 

[Jackie22]

....the man should ask for an extended 5 year payment plan...welcome to the forum, rony.

 

[applecruncher]

Then he said he needs a second opinion, and doctor said "Okay, you're also ugly."

(Rodney Dangerfield)

 

[SeaBreeze]

:lol:

 

[Ken N Tx]

Then he said he needs a second opinion, and doctor said "Okay, you're also ugly."

(Rodney Dangerfield)

 

[Pappy]

Man phones doctor and tells him, "I think the baby is coming. Her contractions are two minutes apart."

Doctor says, "Is this her first child?"

"No, you idiot. This is her husband."

 

[Falcon]

When I was born, I was SO ugly, the doctor spanked my mother.

 

[jujube]

Man is given two weeks to live. He goes home and tells his wife that he wants her mother to come visit. His wife says, "Oh, darling, I always thought you disliked my mother and now it's so sweet of you to want her to be here with you in your last days." The man says, "Well, I only have two weeks to live and two weeks with your mother will feel like six months."

 

[Jackie22]

Doctor says to a man "You're pregnant!" The man says "How does a man get pregnant?" The doctor says "The usual way, a little wine, a little dinner...."

 

[Pappy]

Hear about the pregnant man? He went out with a telephone operator and she reversed the charges.

 

[rony]

Once during prohibition, I was forced to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

 

[Meanderer]

Man walks into a psychiatrist's office.
"What do you do for a living"?

"I'm an auto mechanic".
"Get under the couch"!