Humor and History
I posted these three in the humor section. But since they have a historical link, I thought I might also post it here.
These are from President Gerald Ford's book "Humor and the Presidency."
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1) During the Lincoln - Douglas debates, Abraham Lincoln said this to Douglas -
"Sir, your argument is as thin as the homeopathic soup made from a shadow of a pigeon that starved to death."
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2) Sir Winston Churchill and Lady Astor HATED each other's guts. Seated next to each other at a function, Lady Astor turned to Churchill and said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I would put poison in your tea..."
Without missing a beat, Churchill immediately replied, "Ma'am, if you were my wife, I'D DRINK IT!"
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3) President Calvin Coolidge was known to say very few words. At a dinner party, a man bet a friend that he could make President Coolidge say three words. He tried. He failed. He tried again. He failed. He tried again, he failed again. Finally, frustrated, he went directly up to Coolidge and told him about the bet, that he needed Coolidge to just say three words. Coolidge looked him dead in the eye and said, "You lose."