1. Urinate
2. Let Dino out.
3. Pour a mug of coffee.
4. Let Dino in.
5.Start reading the daily newspaper.(Especially the obits.)
6.Put fresh water in Dino's water dish.
7. If nobody's nearby, I may even flatulate.
8. Check to see if the lady next door is wearing a bra while raking her lawn.
9.
8. Open a window and turn on a ceiling fan.
9. Then throw out the rest of the beans.
10. Check with you later.
But killer hilariousToo much info!
Don't hold back John....PS I don't wanna know what 9 is...1. Urinate
2. Let Dino out.
3. Pour a mug of coffee.
4. Let Dino in.
5.Start reading the daily newspaper.(Especially the obits.)
6.Put fresh water in Dino's water dish.
7. If nobody's nearby, I may even flatulate.
8. Check to see if the lady next door is wearing a bra while raking her lawn.
9.
8. Open a window and turn on a ceiling fan.
9. Then throw out the rest of the beans.
10. Check with you later.
While I don't want to appear overly paranoid, I really do want to caution all of the trusting souls on here to, perhaps, ask yourself why the same posters ask increasingly personal questions and if you really want to further whatever agenda they may have by answering the same.
For the men, yes.But killer hilarious
Snip! After my coffee is finished I make my breakfast, get back on my iPad to eat that. Snip!
Doesn't that hurt your teeth, not to mention greatly upset your digestive system? How long does it take to eat an iPad, anyway?
My dog often wakes me up by scratching on the side of the bed frame...she wants her breakfast~Also, I often drink most of the pot of coffee..I make it on the weak side because I like to drink coffee for an hour or so.I usually get up when it's time to let the doggie out for his morning break, that's when I open the living room drapes and let light and sunshine into the house and give the dog and the cat the option of glancing out the window at passing creatures or people. Then I let the dog back in and hit the bed for a little while longer until I'm ready to start the day.
I wash my face, brush my teeth, brush my hair and go out to the driveway to get the paper for my husband. I then give the cat and dog a little treat, and pour a cup of coffee for me and my hubby, usually accompanied by a tiny seeded 'muffin' (Aussie Bite). I usually drink my morning coffee at the computer while checking my email, etc., don't generally go past 2 cups for the day. After a bit of cleaning up, coffee pot, etc., I get ready to take the dog to the park for his morning walk.