How is your hearing?

[GP44]

I saw the doctor today and told him that I was having problems hearing.
He asked me if I could describe the symptoms.
I said “ Sure Marge has blue hair and Homer is a fat guy.”

 

[Jazzy1]

 

[CallMeKate]

 

[bobcat]

I made an appointment but ended up cancelling it.
I heard through the grapevine that he didn't have a sound education.

 

[Pappy]

• What does Santa Claus say when he loses his hearing aid? "Huh? Huh? Huh?".

 

[Lewkat]

Forget it.

 

[jujube]

A man was concerned that his wife was losing his hearing so he spoke to his doctor about it. The doctor suggested standing 60 feet away and asking her a question in a normal speaking volume. If that didn't work, try 50 feet. If she still couldn't hear him, stand 40 feet and so on.

So he went home and tried it. He asked, "What's for dinner?" at 60 feet, 50 feet, 40 feet, 30 feet with no results. Finally, he walked up five feet away from her and asked loudly, "What's for dinner?"

"GOLDAMMIT, FRED, FOR THE FIFTH TIME, IT'S CHICKEN!!!"

 

[JustDave]

Ha! Click bait. I was ready to engage in a serious discussion. Sorry, I don't have any good comebacks like the rest of you, but they are good comebacks I have to admit.

 

[Mizmo]

Just had mine tested and have to cough up almost $3000 for same aids I got last time which were under $2000 and that is after the govt. grant of $1000....duh!