How to avoid Hell

a Baptist hell-fire and brimstone,
or a Catholic hell with a chance to get out
tell me it ain't one them smart fella's who decided 'taint no hell a'tall

can't be reading no book about hellfire and damnation, makes me warm all over, i mean really warm
 
If you think you are destined for the hot place, don't use one of these, they get you there so much faster. :)

Hell ta Skelta ;)
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Chances are I might be allowed through the pearly gates. I mean, I have already served my time in hell.
I went to a catholic school in the 1950's. We were discouraged from questioning anything. On the subject of celibacy, we were told:
"It's a gift." Really? So why were the clergy, from priests to popes, allowed to marry for the first eleven hundred years of the church's existence?
Answer: A slap for every syllable. "You-lit-tle-heath-en,-how-dare-you-quest-ion-such-sanc-tit-ty?"
 
How to avoid hell? Take the path less traveled. The other path is usually very crowded.

Your decisions have consequences that direct your destiny. The afterlife is you on a spiritual plane carried over through life. I don't put much stock in Christian afterlife, at least not in the context of fire and brimstone or holy mansions. Seems old school to me.
 
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