I used a laundry hamper one time. I got home from work. Plunked everything on the counter, keys, purse and glasses. Walked into my bedroom to get out of my work clothes. Once I round the corner I see something. My brain is asking what is that on the baseboard? It's about 4 feet long and black. Oh crap. It's a snake.
Nothing for it but to grab it and move it outside where it belongs. For whatever reason I grabbed it further down his body, his tail wrapped around my arm and I almost lost it. Like in screaming and having my dogs come running to see what stupid thing I've done this time.
I dropped it. Then it headed for the floor vent and was actually able to start squeezing through. Nope, oh no, I don't need it getting into the HVAC ducts. Grabbed it again. Pulled up the snake and the vent. Dropped it into the laundry hamper. Hauled it outside and dumped it out to return to where it belonged.