Humor - Doctors
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Pappy
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Pappy
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Pappy
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Pappy
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Grumpy Ol' Man
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- Kansas, U.S.
True story...
Tuesday morning, I had to have some very minor surgery done inside one of my nostrils. To deaden the area, the doc has to stick a needle full of anesthetic up inside my nose and begin sticking it into the membrane. Hurts like CRAZY!!! But, necessary for him to do the small bit of 'slicing and dicing' required. Trying to not swing fists at someone while he's poking his needle up inside my nose, I say... "Some folks would be happy if you'd just cut the nose off. That way, maybe I'd quit sticking it in other people's business!" Not missing a beat, the doc replied... "Oh, I'm sure even without a nose you'd still find a way to agitate people!!!" And here I thought he was an Ear, Nose, Throat doctor... not a comedian!!!!
Tuesday morning, I had to have some very minor surgery done inside one of my nostrils. To deaden the area, the doc has to stick a needle full of anesthetic up inside my nose and begin sticking it into the membrane. Hurts like CRAZY!!! But, necessary for him to do the small bit of 'slicing and dicing' required. Trying to not swing fists at someone while he's poking his needle up inside my nose, I say... "Some folks would be happy if you'd just cut the nose off. That way, maybe I'd quit sticking it in other people's business!" Not missing a beat, the doc replied... "Oh, I'm sure even without a nose you'd still find a way to agitate people!!!" And here I thought he was an Ear, Nose, Throat doctor... not a comedian!!!!
RadishRose
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- Connecticut, USA
True story...
Tuesday morning, I had to have some very minor surgery done inside one of my nostrils. To deaden the area, the doc has to stick a needle full of anesthetic up inside my nose and begin sticking it into the membrane. Hurts like CRAZY!!! But, necessary for him to do the small bit of 'slicing and dicing' required. Trying to not swing fists at someone while he's poking his needle up inside my nose, I say... "Some folks would be happy if you'd just cut the nose off. That way, maybe I'd quit sticking it in other people's business!" Not missing a beat, the doc replied... "Oh, I'm sure even without a nose you'd still find a way to agitate people!!!" And here I thought he was an Ear, Nose, Throat doctor... not a comedian!!!!
Funny story!
True story...
Tuesday morning, I had to have some very minor surgery done inside one of my nostrils. To deaden the area, the doc has to stick a needle full of anesthetic up inside my nose and begin sticking it into the membrane. Hurts like CRAZY!!! But, necessary for him to do the small bit of 'slicing and dicing' required. Trying to not swinng fists at someone while he's poking his needle up inside my nose, I say... "Some folks would be happy if you'd just cut the nose off. That way, maybe I'd quit sticking it in other people's business!" Not missing a beat, the doc replied... "Oh, I'm sure even without a nose you'd still find a way to agitate people!!!" And here I thought he was an Ear, Nose, Throat doctor... not a comedian!!!!
Yowl. That sounds like a painful procedure. Better to have a doc with a good sense of humor then an old cranky one.
Pappy
Living the Dream
Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman -- already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet -- who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital.
After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator. On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.
"I don't know," he said. "She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown."
After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator. On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.
"I don't know," he said. "She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown."
Pappy
Living the Dream
Pappy
Living the Dream
Three Nurses Play a Joke on the Doctor
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they had done to the doctor. The first nurse said, "I put cotton in his stethoscope so he couldn't hear. The second nurse said, "Well, I did worse than that. I poked holes in all his condoms. The third nurse fainted.
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they had done to the doctor. The first nurse said, "I put cotton in his stethoscope so he couldn't hear. The second nurse said, "Well, I did worse than that. I poked holes in all his condoms. The third nurse fainted.
