Humorous ways to exit this life if "tshtf"

Reminds me of the actor Slim Pickens, in the movie Doctor Strangelove, as he rode the nuke missile into the ground, waving his ten gallon Stetson hat. As an Ambulance guy here in Toronto for ten years, I saw some odd ways that people used to kill themselves.

Imagine this one..Guy is in a bathtub, has a 12 gauge pump action shotgun. Misses with the first round which blows a sizeable hole in the wall behind his head. Fires the second time, and gets it right. My self and my Ambulance partner Randy get there after the cops arrive. SGT meets us at the front door, says...He is dead, and DEAF, too. Our Ambulance student from Humber College, who was riding with us for the first time, fainted in the front hallway. She quit the Ambulance course the next Monday morning.

Guy has a fight with his Wife, she goes out for a couple of hours, comes home and finds Hubby hanging from the second floor banister rail, with a cardboard sign around his neck that reads "Screw you B*****. She was laughing when we and the cops got there. SGT says "Why are you laughing " She says, " now the mortgage will be paid off ". SGT says " Not in the case of a suicide Mam ". Then she got real quiet. JIMB>
 

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