I Am Living In Luxury

[Lon]

I know I am living in Luxury because it says so right on the side of the apartment complex that I am living in. Would they lie?

 

[Falcon]

I hope they're not bluffing.

 

[chic]

The key words there are "senior" and "apartments". If you have to use a communal laundry room, you're not living in luxury IMO.

 

[Ralphy1]

What about a pool?

 

[Bullie76]

Spa with massages?

 

[QuickSilver]

Maid service.. concierge..??

 

[Cookie]

Fitness Center, hot tub, lounge?

 

[Ameriscot]

Cocktails every afternoon?

 

[Shalimar]

Masseurs/masseuses? Gorgeous people to peel one's grapes while we lie by the pool?

 

[Cookie]

Orchestra entertainment while you fine dine food prepared by private chef

 

[hollydolly]

Piano Lounge

 

[jujube]

Do the cockroaches have to wear jackets and ties?

 

[Cookie]

Yes, jujube, jackets, ties, long dresses and high heels. LOL ha ha ha ha

 

[Shalimar]

I would like the Chippendales, please!

 

[Cookie]

champagne by the pool served on a silver platter.

 

[Shalimar]

A pool filled with champagne.

 

[Cookie]

:thumbsup:

 

[Lon]

The key words there are "senior" and "apartments". If you have to use a communal laundry room, you're not living in luxury IMO.

Well--------There are built in washers and dryers, dish washer, ceiling fans, walkin shower, spa bathtubs, fitness center, business center, swimming pool & spa, game rooms, electronic security gate,online rent payment & maintenence requests.

 

[Pappy]

A pool filled with champagne.

I like this idea. Could jump in, pass gas and no one would be the wiser.:cool2: