Its about time, I said
"Its about time"! (Are you listening!!!!!!!).
I am from now on to be known as the most perfect of perfect people anyone knows.
I'm great in every way possible, a great looking guy, tough and strong, humourous almost to a fault, (nearly caught myself there!), and what a loyal friend, decent sort I am, "who could want for anything more"!
(On the other hand I could be just spinning you a line, but if you want to tell us all just how great/perfect you are here is the place to do it!



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