I Think I have Solved The Looking For A Woman Problem By Becoming a Male Host On Cruise Ships

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Lon

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As long as I agree to dance a variety of dances, play bridge and other games, accompany at some meals and shore excursions single women without escorts I can sail almost free on some of the top cruise lines. I have submitted my resume and will be sending a video of my dancing prowess for their review, I have seen these guys on some of the cruises that I have been on and that's what gave me the idea. There is a token charge to me that is about $30 daily but hell I can't stay at home for $30 a day. :D:cool:
 

Lon said:
I have a proper wardrobe including a tux, although it's a white dinner jacket
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uh oh, white shows lipstick on the collar so you can't dance close. You'll have to behave. What a great idea though!

I read about a woman who lives on a cruise ship because its cheaper than a nursing home, the food is better, they have men there to dance with the cruise guests (that's where you come in Lon), they have a free doctor on board, you travel all over the world. She's been living on a cruise ship for 8 years. She says the only thing is she misses her family but she has Skype.
 
R U serious?? Do elegant beautiful 75 year old senior ladies take cruises BY THEMSELVES?

There's a flaw in this logic.

Take an adult education course, join a group or club, go hiking. If you share an interest or passion with a group of seniors you're more likely to meet someone who suits you.

Good luck whatever you do.
 
chic said:
R U serious?? Do elegant beautiful 75 year old senior ladies take cruises BY THEMSELVES?

There's a flaw in this logic.

Take an adult education course, join a group or club, go hiking. If you share an interest or passion with a group of seniors you're more likely to meet someone who suits you.

Good luck whatever you do.
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Frankly I can't stand to be around a group of my peers because they all act their age and then some.

Are you old enough for SF Chic? Your pic looks like a High School Photo
 
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The only problem I see, Lon, is that if you DO meet a special lady that you want to spend time with you might be contract-bound to continue to change partners ...
 

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