If everything was an Olympic sport, what would you win gold in?

I might be a medal contender in the 'one aisle over, guarding the wife's purse that sits in a shopping cart', events.
All senses working overtime; ready with the 'what you looking at' stare or 'Move along, nothing to see here...' if anyone comes near!

Never been defeated.
 
I’d be so busy re-arranging the events so that they’d be more orderly that I’d be late to take the podium for the Gold in Organizing 😉
 

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