If God had intended xxx He would have yyy

[OregonGuy]

If God had intended me to make excuses for who I am, He would have given me better excuses.

 

[smiley]

If you know God that well there's no room for excuses!

 

[Murrmurr]

You are who you are. IMO, you don't need excuses. I hope you can forgive the people who ask for one. They just don't understand.

If they don't even know you, then, pppfffttt!, forget them. Or...are there any pertinent books you can suggest they read?

 

[jujube]

If God intended me to touch my toes, he should have put them on my knees.....

 

[papa tiger]

I just imagined that. I got nothing! ... ...
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Wait, you could often stub them on the inside of your office desk.
You could often stub them getting into and out of your soccer mom van.
They could tell the temp of the Stove and get caught in the Fridge shelfs.

You would look sort of weird under the bed covers.
The Cat would want constant Toed attention.
Adding zippers to everything would get costly.
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But it would be your last day of crawling. ... ...
You know crawling around in our cluttered home is quite safe.

 

[Capt Lightning]

If god had intended us to fly, he'd have bought us the flight tickets.

 

[hollydolly]

If God had intended me to make excuses for who I am, He would have given me better excuses.

..ah but he gave you the words to use, you're just using them in the wrong order....

 

[bobcat]

If God had intended us to fly, he would have made it easier to get to the airport.

 

[bobcat]

If God had intended for men to walk upright, he would have put testicles in a better location.

 

[bobcat]

If God intended for us to avoid sugar, he would never have created bees.

 

[bobcat]

If God had intended for today to be perfect, he wouldn't have invented tomorrow.

 

[Mr. Ed]

if god had intended to be real, he would not be a mystery

 

[Warrigal]

If God had intended for men to walk upright, he would have put testicles in a better location.

Any suggested relocation?

 

[Pepper]

You folks are hilarious!

 

[gruntlabor]

Any suggested relocation?

They could be portablized? Like, gingerly placed on heart-shaped pillows in his bicycle basket?

 

[bobcat]

Any suggested relocation?

Ha ha. Actually, the location is fine, it's walking upright that's the problem.
Gravity doesn't work in your favor.

 

[JustDave]

My dog has no shame. None! None at all. In fact, I think he's showing off most of the time.

 

[papa tiger]

Cats wouldn't do all those things with their Tongues

 

[CooCooforCoCoPuffs]

if god had intended to be real, he would not be a mystery

He intended to be a mystery to cause us to think of Him.

 

[CooCooforCoCoPuffs]

My dog has no shame. None! None at all. In fact, I think he's showing off most of the time.

What? You must be jealous. LOL

 

[CooCooforCoCoPuffs]

Ha ha. Actually, the location is fine, it's walking upright that's the problem.
Gravity doesn't work in your favor.

Am embarrassed to say: my imagination is working overtime, bobcat. Never heard this problem from any man, maybe you are knock kneed?

 

[OregonGuy]

If god hadn't intended us to eat animals...​

...he wouldn't have made them out of food.

 

[hollydolly]

If God had really intended men to fly, He’d make it easier to get to the airport.

 

[OregonGuy]

If God had intended for us to run around naked,
he would have made our skin fit better.

 

[hollydolly]

If God had intended for us to run around naked,
he would have made our skin fit better.

ha ! speak or yourself....