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artytime::woohoo1:That movie made me laugh so hard!
Phoenix
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So, Ike, I assume this means when you have sex, you are on one side of the room and your partner is on the other? Sounds like John Holmes would have been jealous.
Shalimar
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Phoenix, you are hilarious! At this rate, I shall need a bib whenever I drink coffee.
You mean you can fall off every now and again? I skin my knees when that happens.
But I always wear a helmet. Safety first....... always!
Shalimar
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Ossian, a helmet? Lolol. What sort? Please tell me it doesn't resemble Eyore!
QuickSilver
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You mean you can fall off every now and again? I skin my knees when that happens.
No... I mean that no matter how long since you've ridden, you never forget how..
QuickSilver
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I really like this thread. Being a person who tends to "daydream" a lot about these kinds of things, y'all are providing me with lots of new material to make my scenarios more "interesting."
I thought I was the only one with a very active Daydream scenario. I call it my "Happy Place".... I like to spend time there.
Shalimar
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Daydreams are awesome, they work for me. We are not dead. Lolol.
QuickSilver
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and everything is always absolutely PERFECTION in my "happy place"...
Shalimar
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Perfect is good!
jujube
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Did you hear about the man that spent too much on Viagara?
Now, he's hard up.
Well, they did come out with a generic for Viagara and it's a lot cheaper: Micoxaflopin.
Shalimar
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Jujube! Hahahahahhahahahaha.
IKE
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Out of respect for the dearly departed I ain't gonna say that ole John was jealous.....I'll just say that the boy always bowed in my presence.
:lol1:
IKE
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Well, I'm in Michigan now so not as expensive.
Annie you two hotties ain't into rough kinky stuff like spanking and whips are ya ?
Just so you know up front I don't mind being lead around on all fours wearing a dog collar while calling you two 'mistress'
or maybe even a little hot wax dripped on me here and there but I've always drawn the line at plain ole out and out pain.......I'm just too big of a wimp for the really rough stuff.
Oh, I think I understood!
It could if I painted eyes in it and stuck ears onto the sides.
Shalimar
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Ossian, HaHaHaHaHaHa. Do!
Phoenix
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Ike, my husband suggests that next time you move the bed out from under the chandelier. He knows from personal experience that it can help. If that still doesn't work you can vault the ceilings. He's pinned me against it a number of times, and I had to sit and spin to make things work right.
Shalimar
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Phoenix, I didn't know you had a spin cycle! LMAO.
Phoenix
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I don't advertise this fact. It might not be available in later models, and I wouldn't want anyone else to feel deprived...or is it depraved.