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Sassycakes

Sassycakes

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Location
Pennsylvania
FALL CLASSES FOR MEN

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, August 28, 2020
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Classes begin Monday, September 4, 2020

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturday at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM.
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum .Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesday at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday noon, 2 hours.!
Class 11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing.
Tuesday at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours! Be ginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates
and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesday at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors!
(Thanks, Mom!)
 
I could probably use Class 12. When I go to the store, I have specific items in mind, get them, and perhaps make a quick check for any good sales, then get out. My wife, however, seems to look upon going to the stores as a form of "entertainment"....and can spend Forever browsing every aisle. When we go together, I usually go back to the car, and check back with her every half hour, or so, to see if she is getting close to done.
 
I would like to sign my hubby up for 1, 2, 3, 10, 12 ,and 14.
Certainly not the worst of the courses offered just a refresher class will be needed.
He had intense brain washing when we first got married with lasting results for 48 years.
 
OH ! That is SO wrong ! Why oh why would any REAL man be interested in learning such ridiculous ideas ? These idea fly in the very face of nature ! Any more of this sort of je-ne-sais-quoi and I'll report such matters to the MEN in charge .hair.gif

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Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4

That class is no longer necessary for any old guy over 60. In fact some of us have to sit down like the ladies. The stream has disappeared a long time ago.

But now that we are talking about it. Why do women complain that the seat is left up? I mean you just plop on the bowl? If its up put it down. Oh I always wonder why women have to go two together?
 
Here's a cute one I posted previously in the joke forum:

The Best Divorce Letter ever!
My Dear husband:
I'm writing this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you.
I've been a good wife to you for the last 20 years &
I have nothing to show for it and the last 2 weeks have
been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that you left your job today
which was the last straw. Last week, you came home &
you didn't even notice I had a new hairstyle, had cooked
your favorite meal & even wore a brand new nightie.
You ate in 2 minutes & went straight to sleep after watching
your TV soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you
don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife.
Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore;
whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your Ex-Wife.
P.S. - Don't try to find me. Your BROTHER & I are moving to
New Zealand together! Have a great life!

REPLY:
Dear Ex-wife:
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's
true you & I have been married for 20 years, although a good
woman is a far cry from what you've been.
I watch TV soaps so much because they drown out your constant
whining. I DID notice when you got a hair do last week, but the 1st thing that
came to mind was 'You look just like a boy!'
Since my father raised me not to say anything if you can't say
something nice, I didn't comment.....and when you cooked my
favorite meal, you must have got me confused with MY BROTHER
because I haven't eaten prawns for 7 years.
About the new nightie:
I turned away from you because the $299.99 price tag was still on it,
& I prayed it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed
$300 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when
I won the $20 million Lotto on Saturday, I left my job & bought 2
tickets for us to Paris, but when I got home you were gone. Everything
happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you
always wanted.
My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dollar
from me. So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Husband, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my brother Carl was
born Carla. I hope that's not a problem.
 
Sassycakes,
I have read many of your posts and I hold you in high regard.
But I have too much respect for women to ever post a broad-based slam against them.
Poking a little fun at men is fine, but to me this one is over the top.
 
Pecos said:
Sassycakes,
I have read many of your posts and I hold you in high regard.
But I have too much respect for women to ever post a broad-based slam against them.
Poking a little fun at men is fine, but to me this one is over the top.
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I'm sorry if you were offended by this list. I was just explaining what classes my Husband needs to take.
He agreed when he read it and told me to sign him up.Since there aren't any sports on for him to watch,he has a lot of free time ! 🙂
 
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