If you were a gift how would you be wrapped?

[Mr. Ed]

Candy cane swirls of course

 

[hollydolly]

ach..in a wee bit of awld string

 

[JimBob1952]

Shopping bag from LL Bean or Brooks Brothers.

 

[Pinky]

In a little bitty gift bag from the Dollar Store .. recyclable, of course

 

[Aunt Marg]

With a pretty ribbon and a large bow stuck to my... derriere.

 

[Pappy]

Bacon…

 

[Aunt Marg]

Bacon…

Why you'd have to change your name to porky then, and I like Pappy better.

 

[Keesha]

Carefully.

 

[jujube]

In Saran Wrap.

 

[Gaer]

whipped cream.
Oh! Shame on me!

 

[timoc]

If you were a gift how would you be wrapped?​

In a silk covered and silk lined cubicle with a special opening, where only the right lady's lips could kiss mine, if her lips where the right lips then the cubicle would open and I'd be surrounded by every type of chocolate.
This is total nonsense, it's just my crafty plan to snog as many lovely ladies as possible.

 

[SetWave]

In her arms.

 

[officerripley]

Wrapping doesn't matter as long as the price tag's still attached in order to facilitate an easy return back to where I came from.

 

[Sassycakes]

I'd get wrapped like a Hershey kiss. It's my Husband's favorite Candy.

 

[CindyLouWho]

....well that depends on who is receiving the gift.

 

[OneEyedDiva]

In Saran Wrap.

I worked with a tall attractive nurse who was some years older than her boyfriend. She told us that one night she greeted him wrapped in saran wrap when he came home. Oh yeah...she was sexy too.

 

[OneEyedDiva]

Something glittery with a big pretty bow.

 

[Dana]

In brown paper tied with a piece of string...because it's what's inside that's important!

 

[Ruthanne]

I would have a pretty ribbon in my hair.

 

[chic]

No brainer.

 

[Ladybj]

Not beautiful wrapping on the outside but once you open it...OH MY!!! Beauty is not always on the outside, it's the inside that counts. You throw the wrapping away but keep the inside.

 

[fuzzybuddy]

If I'm the present, and I would be wrapped with nothing. Why cover perfection?
But I have to admit, now, I would be a boobie prize.

 

[Lara]

If I were a gift, after a year of quarantine, I'd probably be wrapped in "Wallflowers"
Definition: A wallflower is someone who will usually distance themselves from the crowd...

 

[Ruth n Jersey]

If I were the gift I would be potted rather than wrapped. If you treated me right I would blossom and give you beautiful flowers, if not, I'd rot and smell.

 

[saltydog]

In newspaper.