I'm not that grouchy old man who lives on your street

AZ Jim

AZ Jim

R.I.P. With Us In Spirit Only
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I fail to identify or even pretend to understand how any old guy could shake their fist and curse at young kids just because they happen to chase a ball onto their front yard grass. It's ridiculous to let little things get you upset. You need to have more patience, more understanding. BTW since I am here, I wonder how you feel about the businesses that send you catalogs with "blow in" advertizements which fall out and necessitate a "bend over" to pick up and once you do that a short time later here goes another one. I would cheerfully choke out the guy responsible for that idea. That %$#$%%&^& deserves to get his #$#$%# in a $#$%!!!!! ;) Have a nice day.;)
 

Couldn't agree more. Who reads 'em anyhoo?

As fer them kids an their ball. I jest keep'um if they comes on my property..not the kids, their balls..uh..never mind.
 
Reminds me of a sketch on Sat Nite Live where someone opens a magazine & those cards fall out of it & keep coming & coming,, thought it was really funny. Another peeve is flyers put under the car windshield wipers. I just throw them on the ground, let whoever is distributing them get cited for littering!
 
AZ Jim said:
BTW since I am here, I wonder how you feel about the businesses that send you catalogs with "blow in" advertizements which fall out and necessitate a "bend over" to pick up and once you do that a short time later here goes another one. I would cheerfully choke out the guy responsible for that idea. That %$#$%%&^& deserves to get his #$#$%# in a $#$%!!!!! ;) Have a nice day.;)
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The blonde retrieved her mail from the mail box. She dropped one of the pieces of mail. For the next hour she walked around and around the envelope laying on her front porch. A neighbor saw her, walked across the yard, and asked what the problem was. "I dropped my mail. I don't know how to pick it up. The envelope says, 'Do Not Bend'!":D
 
I HATE all that advertising mail crap (can I say that on here?)! Especially AARP! And all those ones wanting to sell me burial insurance. Or any kind of insurance, for that matter, or anything else, for that matter. If I want something I'll seek it out -- I wouldn't buy from one of those mass mail things. GRRR! Seems I'm all the time shredding stuff, and the noise aggravates my dog.
 
Grumpy Ol' Man said:
The blonde retrieved her mail from the mail box. She dropped one of the pieces of mail. For the next hour she walked around and around the envelope laying on her front porch. A neighbor saw her, walked across the yard, and asked what the problem was. "I dropped my mail. I don't know how to pick it up. The envelope says, 'Do Not Bend'!":D
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must be the one I found near starvin. Some old man wrote 'Turn Over' on both sides of a card...and she kept at it...
 
Grumpy Ol' Man said:
The blonde retrieved her mail from the mail box. She dropped one of the pieces of mail. For the next hour she walked around and around the envelope laying on her front porch. A neighbor saw her, walked across the yard, and asked what the problem was. "I dropped my mail. I don't know how to pick it up. The envelope says, 'Do Not Bend'!":D
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Hey! :mad: I'm a blonde!;)
 
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