I'm Trying Real Hard, Santa

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SifuPhil

R.I.P. With Us In Spirit Only
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Unlike many (most?) on this forum, I'm a Grinch. I despise Christmas. If I had the chance I would steal this forum and drag it up to my mountaintop lair, then laugh at your anguished cries on Christmas morning.

But I'm trying real hard to contain my Grinchiness here, because somehow your posts have made my heart grow 3 sizes larger. That I had to go into the ER because of this is of no consequence - I'm merely asking that if I slip up and appear more grinchy than normal just ignore me.

Thank you. And now, for your indulgence, I present my theme song:

 

You can't fool us Phil. Everyone knows you're just a big ole teddy bear at heart. :p
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Phil, my o/h hates Christmas too...he'd happily join you atop that mountain Lair, and mwaaahhaaaahha at all the unfortunates....well actually he's such a Grinch he probably wouldn't even be bothered... he'd happily wipe the word Christmas from the vocabulary forever....

...but you know I just don't get the feeling you come from the same mold as him....there's just a tiny spark of Ho-Ho about you...so don't trying Kidding us little elf man... :D:daz::christmas1:
 
Curses!
What can I say?
What can I do?
To show that Xmas means less to me
Than you?

Shall I do my Anti-Xmas dance
While wearing baggy gangsta pants?
Shall I steal all your cookies
And candies and treats
And stomp on them out
In the ice-covered streets?

Shall I force all your kitties
To pull Santa's sleigh
And trot over your puppies
That lie in the way?

Shall I swipe all your healthcare?
(Oh, wait, that's been done!)
Or force anti-gunners
To carry a gun?

I've only 3 days left
To show you I'm mean
Maybe I should just go
Hang with Charlie Sheen?
 
hollydolly said:
Phil, my o/h hates Christmas too...he'd happily join you atop that mountain Lair, and mwaaahhaaaahha at all the unfortunates....well actually he's such a Grinch he probably wouldn't even be bothered... he'd happily wipe the word Christmas from the vocabulary forever....

...but you know I just don't get the feeling you come from the same mold as him....there's just a tiny spark of Ho-Ho about you...so don't trying Kidding us little elf man... :D:daz::christmas1:[/Q

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Think your hubby and mine came out of the same mold Holly ,but never mind i bought him a carton of beer for Christmas today,so that will keep him happy ( he hasn't had a beer since September):)
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SifuPhil said:
Unlike many (most?) on this forum, I'm a Grinch. I despise Christmas. If I had the chance I would steal this forum and drag it up to my mountaintop lair, then laugh at your anguished cries on Christmas morning.

But I'm trying real hard to contain my Grinchiness here, because somehow your posts have made my heart grow 3 sizes larger. That I had to go into the ER because of this is of no consequence - I'm merely asking that if I slip up and appear more grinchy than normal just ignore me.

Thank you. And now, for your indulgence, I present my theme song:

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Ka-Boom ! Ka-Boom ! Ka-Boom !

"Well baby it looks like we'll be having fresh reindeer roast and flying monkey stew for Xmas dinner again this year".

Bah Humbug bro !......Bah Humbug !
 
Your buddy, Sal, doesn't steal Christmas, but he might make it one that you will never forget.
 
We could put you under a bright light and whip you with a rubber hose across the back of your neck until you came around to our way of thinking.
 
Wishing you a happy, healthy, and safe,Christmas season and new year whatever your beliefs are Phil.
 
Fur, I think of Greenwich Village, the Vault, the Mineshaft and other places when I see that ginger/leather man - thank you!

Shalimar said:
Eek, just what sort of xmases do you guys celebrate????
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The best kind! :excited:

nan said:
Wishing you a happy, healthy, and safe,Christmas season and new year whatever your beliefs are Phil.
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Aww, thank you, nan - the same to you! :D
 
Hey a business venture...we open a new leather bar...with Disney's permission of course:( Hate that they started buying the city...Show World, so nasty, so disgusting...but THAT was the real Times Square. Now the probably have a Starbucks on the docks.
 
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I remember the "barkers" on 42nd ... they'd chase you half-way down the street with their spiel - "Yo, yo, yo, we got five fine ladies waiting inside!". Of course, I immediately heard "ladies in waiting" and, knowing a knight's duty, dashed inside to save them. :rolleyes:

And the junk stores - calculators, dirty tapes and fake samurai swords. :rolleyes::rolleyes:

You're right that it was disgusting but you have to admit, it DID have character, and it was the NYC I grew up with. I haven't even been back there since Mr. Mouse and his dark minions took over - not sure I'd want to see it now.
 

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