In My Younger Days


Endlessly Groovin'
When I was in my younger days, I weighed a few pounds less,

I needn't hold my tummy in
to wear a belted dress.

But now that I am older,
I've set my body free;

There's comfort of elastic
Where once my waist would be.

Inventor of those high-heeled shoes
My feet have not forgiven;

I have to wear a nine now,
But used to wear a seven.

And how about those pantyhose--
They're sized by weight, you see,

So how come when I put them on
The crotch is at my knee?

I need to wear these glasses
As the print's been getting smaller;

And it wasn't very long ago
I know that I was taller.

Though my hair has turned to gray
and my skin no longer fits,

On the inside, I'm the same old me,
the outside's changed a bit.


Senior Meanderer
Back to the Future II

What does this fax mean?

Mom. It's a joke, an office joke. It's a joke fax.

Marty, what does this fax mean?

Oh, Mom, it's a joke, an office joke. Kind of a joke fax.
- I heard you yell. - Calm down. I wasn't yelling.
Marty, I heard you yelling.
Needles and I were just joking.
Mom, Mom, Mom, calm down.

I wasn't yelling. Needles and I were just kind of joking.
Lost my job, Mom? Get out of town.

Welcome home, Jennifer.
- I'm young! - I'm old!

Marty! Marty!
Marty, come quick! Quick!

She encountered her older self and went into shock.
She encountered her older self...

She'll be fine.

...and went into shock, just as I predicted.
Let's get her back to 1985.


Senior Meanderer
Meandered, I really liked that song. I wonder why "nothing" bothered us when we were young, and "everything" bothers us in our golden years? :tapfoot: :dunno:
We were too busy to be we had all the time in the world. :) We were convince-able and invincible!


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My friend sent me this the other day and I laughed soo hard until I realized it's probably true ! :sorrow: