down2earth
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I have a small patio in the front of my house with two pillars covered by the roof. A small (pregnant female?) bird has been building a nest on the top of a pillar. Normally I wouldn't mind sharing a piece of my real estate but this bird poops everywhere. My walks are covered in bird poop. Disgusting. The nest looks completed....no eggs yet. I mentioned to someone that I plan to move the nest to a tree on my property. I was told, "You can't. It's illegal." What??????
I get it. This bird is instinctually programmed to reproduce. I remember when I was programmed to reproduce (ha). But I didn't poop all over the sidewalks. I'm moving the nest.
I get it. This bird is instinctually programmed to reproduce. I remember when I was programmed to reproduce (ha). But I didn't poop all over the sidewalks. I'm moving the nest.




