Isn't It a Bummer When .......

[Laurie]

:....... she eyes the bulge in your pants and you can see her speculating whether it's you or an incontinence pad?

 

[Knight]

.............you fart in an elevator full of fellow workers

 

[charry]

Your numbers dont come up on the LOTTERY........

 

[Ruth n Jersey]

You have everything together to make a recipe and find you don't have one of the ingredients on hand.

 

[Lee]

You run out of cat food and the store is not open for a few hours

 

[win231]

You feel like the morning after, but you haven't done anything.

 

[win231]

You sit in a rocking chair & can't get it going.

 

[win231]

You needed a fire permit to light the candles on your birthday cake. And everyone who attended got a tan.

 

[TravelinMan]

...you had a really good answer but can't remember what it was when you go to post it.

 

[Duster]

This pops up on your computer:

 

[Duster]

You're riding the subway and come across this sign:

 

[Duster]

When you're out soliciting and this is posted:

 

[Duster]

You're hungry, but:

 

[Duster]

 

[Duster]

You really want a candy bar, but somebody beat you to it........

 

[Duster]

.....when there's that one showoff who has to out do everyone else.....

 

[Duster]

 

[Ladybj]

You accidentally locked yourself out the house and no one is home... and your cell phone is in the house.

 

[Duster]

 

[Duster]

 

[Duster]

You take you car to get it washed and these guys show up......

 

[Duster]

 

[Duster]

 

[Duster]

 

[jujube]

When you finally get it all together and you can't remember where you put it.....

When all the names in your "little black book" end in M.D., D.O., D.C. and D.D.S......