A German shepherd, a Collie, and a cat have died. All are faced with God who wants to know what the believe in. The German shepherd says: “I believe in discipline, training, and loyalty to my Master.” “Good” says God, “then sit down on my right side.” “Collie, what do you believe in” asks God. “I believe in the love, care, and protection of my Master,” replies the Collie. “Aha” says God, you may sit to my left.
And then God looks at the cat and asks “What do you believe in?” The cat then answers, “I believe that you are sitting in my seat.”