Man & Wife stroll past a Restaurant.
"Wow did you catch that aroma?" TWSS
Hell, yes, he thinks, I think I shall treat her. TWHT
So, he being a generous Husband
He walks her past it again.
The Old Goat and his wife are talking.
So, the wife asked her husband,
"How many women have you slept with?"
"Only you, Darling,” the old fart proudly replied.
“I was awake with the others."