Kentucky Derby Riddle

[ohioboy]

They made the horse into a Belmont Steak.

 

[Aunt Marg]

I already have the prize money lined up, Pam, so don't worry about that aspect of the win.

 

[Aunt Marg]

They made the horse into a Belmont Steak.

Cagey guess, Ohio, but your horse is loosing speed.

 

[Kaila]

All of the jockeys evidently, drooled over the Trophy, so much,
that it rusted . and they therefore, had to cancel the entire event.
That answer was so easy and obvious!

 

[Aunt Marg]

Okay folks, here is the solve

R: Why was the Kentucky Derby cancelled?

A: Because it couldn't be held in Kentucky.

 

[ohioboy]

BAAAAD

 

[Kaila]

Needless to say.... we never thought of that one!

 

[ohioboy]

Why was the Indianapolis 500 cancelled?

 

[Kaila]

How far off the track were we?!

No one was warm enough to get the coveted trophy, already polished for us, by @PamfromTx ?

 

[Aunt Marg]

Why was the Indianapolis 500 cancelled?

Because there were only 499, plus... Indianapolis couldn't host it?

 

[Kaila]

Why do the New York Yankees play in New York?

(Just kidding...Please do not reply! )

 

[ohioboy]

Because there were only 499, plus... Indianapolis couldn't host it?

It could not be held in Indianapolis!

 

[Aunt Marg]

Why do the New York Yankees play in New York?

Because they don't like to be yanked around?

 

[Kaila]

Good one, Aunt Marg, but I don't want to see anyone get the trophy now.

 

[PamfromTx]

<<<-------- walks slowly out of the room while holding tightly to the trophy.

 

[Kaila]

What? Pam! Pam??????

 

[ohioboy]

Because they don't like to be yanked around?

I drove past the old Yankee stadium that Babe Ruth played in driving through the Bronx.

 

[MarciKS]

not held in Kentucky. *scratches head* maybe someone can splain this to me.

 

[ohioboy]

not held in Kentucky. *scratches head* maybe someone can splain this to me.

It was a brain twister for people without brains, nyuk, nyuk.

 

[Aunt Marg]

It was a braintwister for people without brains, nyuk, nyuk.

I like just the "brain-twister" part, Ohio.

 

[ohioboy]

I like just the "brain-twister" part, Ohio.

That's why I couldn't solve it, nyuk, nyuk. I used to be a genius but got laid off.

 

[MarciKS]

well then i got no brain

 

[ohioboy]

well then i got no brain

Yes, but we are organized, nyuk nyuk.

 

[ohioboy]

I have 20 years of education.

Graduated 10th grade twice.

Ranked 3rd in a Class of 2, Magna cum lousy.

 

[jerry old]

Aunt Marg: Bad, way bad
Debodun: bad, way bad

Correct answer posted: a jockey short

rule-no posting of riddles that hurt my brain