Kids say the darndest things.

[IKE]

The teacher was discussing Easter with her 1st grade class and ask if anyone knew about the Resurrection.

Little Johnnie jumped up and said, "I saw on TV that if you have a resurrection lasting for more than four hours you should go see the doctor".

 

[Shalimar]

Lolololol.

 

[Timetrvlr]

I remember Art Linkletter's show by the same title in which he interviewed little kids and some of their pronouncements were hilarious. A similar show is on TV now called "Little Big shots" hosted by Steve Harvey. We thoroughly enjoy it and some of their talents are amazing..

 

[hauntedtexan]

True story here: My 2nd wife's 3 daughters and I were sitting around the dinner table and the 6 year old said: Mommy's got brown eyes, Amber's got brown eyes, Misty's got brown eyes and I got brown eyes. You're eyes are green, do you poop a lot? Evidently she overheard someone say "you're do full of crap, your eyes are brown. And she took it from there....

 

[Anomaly 73]

I remember Art Linkletter's show by the same title in which he interviewed little kids and some of their pronouncements were hilarious. A similar show is on TV now called "Little Big shots" hosted by Steve Harvey. We thoroughly enjoy it and some of their talents are amazing..

Yeah, I've seen the Harvey show...good stuff.

I like your signature quote...looking in the mirror is a never ending shock. I don't know how I got trapped inside this thing.