KISSING, what springs to mind when you hear that word?

Aneeda, just getting back from Lowe’s, duct taped her husbands sheets to HIS bed, then, she yelled (at mr I can’t hear) now stop complaining about your darn sheets and go till the back yard. Lord love a duck, you will complain about anything!
 

A tongue lashing that someone doesn't want to get? Kissing on tv and in movies sure has changed. It use to be just a regular kiss, but not today.

The good ones don't start with the tongue lashing! They start with eye gazing, slowly breathing in the other's scent (both for sexy and in case they ate garlic), then a few pecks, nibbles and more eye gazing. At that point, the tongue lashing is super nice. As is all that follows!
 
Aneeda, just getting back from Lowe’s, duct taped her husbands sheets to HIS bed, then, she yelled (at mr I can’t hear) now stop complaining about your darn sheets and go till the back yard. Lord love a duck, you will complain about anything!


"Lord love a duck!" lol, I have never heard that one yet, now I will use it all the time 😀
 
At the linen store, all the women went different directions, looking at
an assortment of things from A to Z. They all come back together with
smiles after having found just what they were looking for. Suddenly
a proper young man sales clerk walks up to the gals and says, you all
look delightfully lovely today, would you like me to ring up your purchases,
and then I would like the honor of taking you all out to dinner....any takers
he says, smiling with his blue eyes and a wink...
 
Aneeda, just getting back from Lowe’s, duct taped her husbands sheets to HIS bed, then, she yelled (at mr I can’t hear) now stop complaining about your darn sheets and go till the back yard. Lord love a duck, you will complain about anything!
Lord Love A Duck was a movie from the '60's with Roddy McDowall & Tuesday Weld ( I think)
 
The store clerk, looking very embarrassed, glares back at Aneeda and excuses
himself for a few minutes...

The women decide they shall leave and take advantage of those minutes to
run for their cars!

Meanwhile.....
 
Aneeda turns slowly and looks at AmberTea. They both laugh as the rest of the group makes a run for it. A free dinner would have been nice, remarks AmberTea. Yes, replied Aneeda, but I doubt it would have been anything more but McDonalds. They laugh again.

They make their way towards the parking lot. The others have left. Look, Aneeda points. It’s the Waffle Love truck. It’s at the bank. I’ll treat, I owe you for the ride, and I didn’t buy sheets. Yes, love, the smell of Waffle Love, is the air. Pricey but oh so good.

And thus, Aneeda kisses the rest of her disposable income goodbye, while gobbling down waffles, ice cream, and chocolate kisses by Hersey. The best things in life are not free.
 
The store clerk, looking very embarrassed, glares back at Aneeda and excuses
himself for a few minutes...

The women decide they shall leave and take advantage of those minutes to
run for their cars!

Meanwhile.....
Meanwhile in order to keep the feeling of luxury a silk sexy negligee would complete the day of shopping. When to redo the bedroom & surprise her man

She
 
Meanwhile in order to keep the feeling of luxury a silk sexy negligee would complete the day of shopping. When to redo the bedroom & surprise her man

She
she thought it’s his turn to wear the negligee, but not silk, and certainly not sexy. She remembers that awful granny gown he bought her so many years ago. Still stuffed in the trunk upstairs in the attic and she decides it’s time.

She brings it downstairs, hands it to him, and says
 
Shopping and the above are kiss substitutes, Hon! Nowhere near as good as the real thing!
Remember we are talking about kissing only. Soooo, depends on if you’ve kissed a prince or a frog. I’ve met a lot of frogs in my life, and, a couple of princes who turned into frogs. But ice cream, has always been ice cream, in my experience. 😍
 
The waffle love truck, was delicious, just what the ladies needed, and now they hurry
home to ravish their honeys in kisses. Aneeda with a smirk, hands her man the comfy
granny gown! He says " if we go relax together in front of the fireplace first with some
nice snuggling, then after, I will put it on, I want it to be like when we first met, all the
touches of our roaming hands, those lingering luscious kisses, let's explore the map
darling, and....

AmberTea, excitedly thinks of decorating her bed with the new cotton linens, and also
puts on her most sexy night wear, she looks like a delicious candy, she feels very attractive
then reminds her honey how much it all cost. He says....
 
she thought it’s his turn to wear the negligee, but not silk, and certainly not sexy. She remembers that awful granny gown he bought her so many years ago. Still stuffed in the trunk upstairs in the attic and she decides it’s time.

She brings it downstairs, hands it to him, and says

I found this in the trunk with your letter jacket. Remember the night you ran for the winning touchdown? With two seconds left on the clock, you punched your fist in the air, then turned to the stands to find my face...
 
Remember we are talking about kissing only. Soooo, depends on if you’ve kissed a prince or a frog. I’ve met a lot of frogs in my life, and, a couple of princes who turned into frogs. But ice cream, has always been ice cream, in my experience. 😍

Yesterday, I had to go do the grocery shopping. The grocery store had Ben and Jerry's Pumpkin ice cream on sale at 2 for $6. My wife was very pleased when I got home. :)

Tony
 

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