Denise1952
Well-known Member
This made me laugh!!
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> Saturday morning the weather was too bad to play golf. I was bored with nothing to do. There was a knock on the door. I opened it to find a young, well-dressed man standing there who said: "Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness.
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> So I said, "Come in and sit down.”
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> I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked, "What do you want to talk about?”
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> He said, "Beats the shit out of me. Nobody ever let me in before.
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> Saturday morning the weather was too bad to play golf. I was bored with nothing to do. There was a knock on the door. I opened it to find a young, well-dressed man standing there who said: "Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness.
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> So I said, "Come in and sit down.”
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> I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked, "What do you want to talk about?”
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> He said, "Beats the shit out of me. Nobody ever let me in before.