Letters to Santa

[jujube]

Dear Santa:

All I want this year is a fat bank account and a slim body.

Don't get those mixed up like you did last year!

Love, Jujube

 

[debodun]

What I want you couldn't get down the chimney (if I had one).

 

[Bella]

Dear Santa,

I've been a very good girl. Please bring me a nice boy to play with.

Love, Bella

 

[Pinky]

Jason Momoa .. for the 3rd year in a row. Starting to lose faith in you, Santa!

 

[jujube]

Jason Momoa .. for the 3rd year in a row. Starting to lose faith in you, Santa!

No, no, no, Pinky. Santa promised him to MEEEEEEE!!!

 

[Right Now]

Dear Santa,

Please allow Pinky and Jujube to share this Jason fella during the holidays.
You can give me the other gifts you were going to leave for them.
I don't want your sack to stay too full, it must get heavy.
You are welcome.

Your friend,
Pammie

 

[Sassycakes]

Dear Santa:

All I want this year is a fat bank account and a slim body.

Don't get those mixed up like you did last year!That's

Love, Jujube

That's funny because that's what I asked for too and Santa screwed up.

 

[Shalimar]

Dear Santa, I have been a very bad girl. Last year the rewards were great, but please don’t forget to adjust for inflation.

 

[Pinky]

No, no, no, Pinky. Santa promised him to MEEEEEEE!!!

I see another mud wrestling session coming up!

 

[Lawrence]

Dear Santa please bring me a lot of firewood and stack it on my firewood pile behind my house.

 

[jujube]

I see another mud wrestling session coming up!

Oh, no! The last time I was mud rasslin', it was Mother Teresa and I had made it to the Nobel Prize finals and she looked better in a bikini than I did. I wuz robbed and it left a bad taste in mah mouf. Of course, that *might* have been the mud. She played dirty.