Hapiguy
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With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
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RnR
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The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
Sassycakes
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A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.
A will is a dead giveaway.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.
A will is a dead giveaway.
Hapiguy
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The wife said "Have you seen the dog bowl?" I said "I didn't know he could."
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RnR
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The new professor's theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
horseless carriage
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Police were called to a nursery where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
My new phone came with batteries, free of charge.
You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
He had a photographic memory; although it was never developed.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she would dye.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
My new phone came with batteries, free of charge.
You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
He had a photographic memory; although it was never developed.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she would dye.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
horseless carriage
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Years ago my wife saw a male stripper do a Full Monty. She nearly had a stroke, but she just couldn't quite reach.
RnR
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• I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.