Limericks

[Shirley45]

But manure is so good for the garden

 

[Kaila]

But manure is so good for the garden;
The soil nutrients, structure, microbes and all that jargon.....

 

[JustBonee]

But manure is so good for the garden;
The soil nutrients, structure, microbes and all that jargon.....
It's nature's slow cooker

 

[Kaila]

But manure is so good for the garden;
The soil nutrients, structure, microbes and all that jargon.....
It's nature's slow cooker
So be more than a looker!

 

[Sunny]

But manure is so good for the garden;
The soil nutrients, structure, microbes and all that jargon.....
It's nature's slow cooker
So be more than a looker!
All right, then, I beg your pardon!

 

[Kaila]

Purchase some seeds by the packet

 

[SetWave]

Purchase some seeds by the packet
Remember them in your jacket

 

[JustBonee]

Purchase some seeds by the packet
Remember them in your jacket
Plant, and wait for the pests

 

[Kaila]

Purchase some seeds by the packet
Remember them in your jacket
Plant, and wait for the pests
They're more dependable than any Invited guests

 

[SetWave]

Purchase some seeds by the packet
Remember them in your jacket
Plant, and wait for the pests
They're more dependable than any Invited guests
Especially those causing a racket

 

[Kaila]

.........

 

[SetWave]

While posting on Senior Forums

 

[Kaila]

While posting on Senior Forums
You won;t find yourself with the boredoms

 

[SetWave]

While posting on Senior Forums
You won;t find yourself with the boredoms
Just let yourself go

 

[Rosemarie]

While posting on Senior Forums
You won't find yourself with the boredoms
Just let yourself go
And follow the flow

 

[Kaila]

While posting on Senior Forums
You won't find yourself with the boredoms
Just let yourself go
And follow the flow
If not, we will never reach quorums.

 

[JustBonee]

There was an old man in a tree

 

[SetWave]

There was an old man in a tree
Who climbed higher to see

 

[Rosemarie]

There was an old man in a tree
Who climbed higher to see.
What he saw made him blanche

 

[Sunny]

There was an old man in a tree
Who climbed higher to see.
What he saw made him blanche
He could see underpantche!

 

[SetWave]

There was an old man in a tree
Who climbed higher to see.
What he saw made him blanche
As he spied on the ranch

 

[Kaila]

Now he remains grounded, and kneeling on one knee!



(I offer this final line, for either of the 2 versions )

 

[Sunny]

Setwave's version is more respectable.

(That wasn't a limerick line, it was a comment. Now, back to the limericks

An accordion player from Boise (Boyzee)

 

[SetWave]

An accordion player from Boise (Boyzee)
Was considered by all very noisy

 

[Rosemarie]

An accordion player from Boise (Boyzee)
Was considered by all very noisy.
So a petition was called