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Some dreams, they tell us, will never come true
But try to do something of value to you
However outlandish, way out or obscure
 

Some dreams, they tell us, will never come true
But try to do something of value to you
However outlandish, way out or obscure
Get a brochure, take that tour
 
Some dreams, they tell us, will never come true
But try to do something of value to you
However outlandish, way out or obscure
Get a brochure, take that tour
Do something you'll be glad that you did do!
 

The sun’s in the sky and the bees are a buzzin’
It reminds me of , a friend of my cousin's
Warm, friendly, summer is here
 
The sun’s in the sky and the bees are a buzzin’
It reminds me of , a friend of my cousin's
Warm, friendly, summer is here
She'd plant lots of flowers that were eaten by the deer
 
The sun’s in the sky and the bees are a buzzin’
It reminds me of , a friend of my cousin's
Warm, friendly, summer is here
She'd plant lots of flowers that were eaten by the deer
Chasing them away, shouting and cussin’...
 
The next year, she planted vegetables instead
But they all turned out heavy as lead
They couldn't be eaten so she buried them deep
 
The next year, she planted vegetables instead
But they all turned out heavy as lead
They couldn't be eaten so she buried them deep
but from the earth a stench began to seep ......
 
The next year, she planted vegetables instead
But they all turned out heavy as lead
They couldn't be eaten so she buried them deep
but from the earth a stench began to seep ......
So with thoughts of the future, she moved on ahead
 
She wanted a new hobby to occupy her time
‘Poetry’ ...she thought, and started to rhyme
 
She wanted a new hobby to occupy her time
‘Poetry’ ...she thought, and started to rhyme
Limericks she tried
Tried till she cried
 
She wanted a new hobby to occupy her time
‘Poetry’ ...she thought, and started to rhyme
Limericks she tried
Tried till she cried
And so she became a mime
 
A senior citizen named Bart
Was a man with a very warm heart
A Simpson by birth,
He was filled with such mirth
He pulled his cat and dog, around in a cart.
 
Getting dressed up for my first date in years
Wondering will it end up with joy or in tears?
 

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