Limericks

[JustBonee]

My neighbor is nosy, no doubt
Really likes to check everyone out
Through the window she peers
Glance her way, she disappears

 

[Wren]

My neighbor is nosy, no doubt
Really likes to check everyone out
Through the window she peers
Glance her way, she disappears
She just needs to wind in her snout !

 

[Wren]

I’m trying a new recipe for dinner tonight

 

[Sunny]

I’m trying a new recipe for dinner tonight
It's sure to be met with delight

 

[Wren]

I’m trying a new recipe for dinner tonight
It's sure to be met with delight
Thanks, it went down a treat

 

[Sunny]

I’m trying a new recipe for dinner tonight
It's sure to be met with delight
Thanks, it went down a treat
Although it was awfully sweet

 

[JustBonee]

I’m trying a new recipe for dinner tonight
It's sure to be met with delight
Thanks, it went down a treat
Although it was awfully sweet
Thumbs up, would give it the green light

 

[Wren]

The weekend is upon us, oh what joy.....

 

[JustBonee]

The weekend is upon us, oh what joy.....
Not so here, having much rain to annoy

 

[Wren]

The weekend is upon us, oh what joy.....
Not so here, having much rain to annoy
Snuggle down with chocs and switch on TV

 

[JustBonee]

The weekend is upon us, oh what joy.....
Not so here, having much rain to annoy
Snuggle down with chocs and switch on TV
Is an excuse for being lazy, I so agree

 

[Wren]

The weekend is upon us, oh what joy.....
Not so here, having much rain to annoy
Snuggle down with chocs and switch on TV
Is an excuse for being lazy, I so agree
a totally feasible ploy !

 

[Chris P Bacon]

It's fun to play these games on here

 

[Sunny]

It's fun to play these games on here
They brighten us up with good cheer

 

[Chris P Bacon]

It's fun to play these games on here
They brighten us up with good cheer
And the people you'll find

 

[Sunny]

It's fun to play these games on here
They brighten us up with good cheer
And the people you'll find
Are usually kind

 

[Chris P Bacon]

It's fun to play these games on here
They brighten us up with good cheer
And the people you'll find
Are usually kind
So come play, if you're far or you're near

 

[Chris P Bacon]

Sometimes when I feel all alone

 

[Sunny]

Sometimes when I feel all alone
I pick up my handy cell phone

 

[Chris P Bacon]

Sometimes when I feel all alone
I pick up my handy cell phone
And oh the places it takes me

 

[Chris P Bacon]

Sometimes when I feel all alone
I pick up my handy cell phone
And oh the places it takes me
Sometimes it just makes me
Realize that I'm far better off on my own

 

[Sunny]

A kangaroo hopped down the road

 

[Chris P Bacon]

A kangaroo hopped down the road
In the distance, he noticed a toad

 

[Sunny]

A kangaroo hopped down the road
In the distance, he noticed a toad
He said, "That looks yummy!"

 

[Chris P Bacon]

A kangaroo hopped down the road
In the distance, he noticed a toad
He said, "That looks yummy!"
"Might be good, in me tummy!"