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A kangaroo hopped down the road
In the distance, he noticed a toad
He said, "That looks yummy!"
But a hawk flew away with the load.
 

A kangaroo hopped down the road
In the distance, he noticed a toad
He said, "That looks yummy!"
And thought, "Might be good in me tummy!"
But a hawk flew away with the load.
 
There's a game that I played as a child
Can't remember it well, been a while
It was called Pick Up Sticks
And Louie knew all the tricks
 
There's a game that I played as a child
Can't remember it well, been a while
It was called Pick Up Sticks
And Louie knew all the tricks
And besides that he had quite the style!
 
Soon it will be Halloween
Shall I be Mean, or just Green
Hard to decide
Internet's my guide
Perhaps I should go as the Queen?

Some costumes are really bizarre
 
Some costumes are really bizarre
One kid came dressed as a car
And one had three heads
And then Freddie in dreads
In the end, maybe write a memoir

(thought I would finish this one)
 
Holidays this year will be strange
Hope there can be a gift exchange
In masks we will sing
As we look at the bling
And usual plans rearrange.

Newspaper stories are weird
 
Newspaper stories are weird
So many people get smeared
Should tells more of good news
And not just the gloomiest views
But now things are worse than I feared.

At least Covid figures have fallen
 

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