Aunt Mavis
I have met the enemy and he is us. Pogo
In second grade I was summoned by a visitor along with a few other kids, I was actually excited at first. Turns out we all went next door for speech therapy, boo. At one point the lady said “say snake through this straw, there should be a hissing sound through the straw.” I instead just blew through the straw like a genius. She says "nah, you're just blowing through it." Lol.